Anonymous said: i dare u to make a joke post about feminism and see if you get hate
whats the difference between a feminist and a sack of bees? a feminist is a human being who deserves respect like everyone else while a sack of bees should be thrown in a river because bees are bad. alright tumblr im ready for the backlash
"Why Does No One Care About My Sad Dick?" - Chuck Palahniuk
"Why Do All These Mysterious and Magical Women Love My Sad Dick?" - Haruki Murakami
"My Sad Dick is Lost in This Maze Beyond Space and Time" - Mark Z. Danielewski
Beneath the dirt and sweat and hair of three miserable weeks, the skin of Orpheus’ face was smooth and perfect. His muscles slid unseen beneath a tattered parka, his flesh was tight and unremarkable. His face revealed nothing of his sleeplessness or his sparse eating habits. (In fact, it’d been years since he had even thought of food, which to him was a distressingly human function.) His eyes shone with the brightness youth in a deceiving way, though he opened them seldom. It was only his voice that gave away his age, and only to those well studied in the Thracian tongue (so most likely no one alive). He strummed a few chords on his out-of-tune guitar, accurately but without passion.